We want it to happen to drunk girls or slutty... →
Oh my god for a second I thought you meant Bradshaw! Haha oh that’ll be awesome,...– Dean’s email response to me when I told him I’d like to see Carrie -the Musical which is opening Off Broadway in March! (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes) i cannot WAIT to hear what style of music they use for the “plug it up” tampon-throwing shower scene song. a musical that involves...
"You can call this 'class warfare' all you want. ...
— President BARACK OBAMA
i dreamt last night that i was in a basement...
with my husband, our cats, and a couple of friends. most of the room was cinderblock on all sides and thus safe from collapse, but there was a section of ceiling across the room from us that was just stucco. i watched as it buckled and cracked and groaned under the weight of the floors above it. and as it began to cave in i said quietly, “here it goes.” not afraid, not stressed, just...
saturday morning hangover sex
me: so….do you want to do it? tye: well, you’re going to barf and i’m going to lose my boner, so let’s just chalk this one up to not right now.