soymilk curdles when it’s heated too fast
if you think a kid in grade 5 doesn't already know... →
catholics and conservatives ruin EVERYTHING.
Chain Letter 2: Here’s a post about 3 teenage... →
Here’s a post about 3 teenage girls who tried to kill a lesbian peer by pushing her off of a cliff. How did she survive? Bitch fought back WITH A STICK and taped the assault with her motha fucking cell phone! What were these girls thinking!? No one is more tough and industrious and motivated… further to this: insecure teenage girls are fucking SATAN.
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their...– —“Iranian Cleric: Promiscuous Women Cause Quakes,” out of Beirut today. (via sarah-ball) i don’t know whether to be proud of vaginas for exercising such virulent mind control over both man and earth, laugh at the hilariously bad logic this Sedighi character has strung together, or weep for...
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that my friend davey is a baby genius when it comes to music? he has written and recorded a song every single day for the last 106 days. also he’s super handsome and funny and kind. GO LISTEN.
made a joke to someone at work about having a pink rhinestone-encrusted purse to carry my (non-existent, ps) fluffy dog around in. she believed me. i think i am projecting the wrong image in the workplace.
luv u 4ever, nicky →
when you put out a glue trap, think of this →